sebenarnya aku terbawa-bawa dengan diri sendiri ni.

Aku baru selesai stalk satu blog,

Aku memang sengaja cari blog ni, sebab memang nak stalk, lepastu gelakkan sepupu aku.

Mari kita cerita tentang sepupu aku, kita namakan dia F. Certain nama khas akan dirahsiakan, bagi mengelak daripada perhatian umum walaupun harus lah F ni tahu tak lama lagi tengok lah mesti aku kena maki.

She’s 18 this year; just finished school and currently doing foundation to further her study. As we’re not that close back when I was still in UIA and she was in her boarding school phase, (whatever ah, banyak sangat tukar sekolah, aku pening entah mana satu nama sekolah dia yang betul) we’re kind of getting closer after that, after she finished school and I’ve completed my degree.

So aku selalu pancing-pancing cerita dari dia, because knowing this girl, she’s a bit secretive. Maybe it is because she has no other sibling, so sharing, is maybe a bit tough for her then. So okay, but we always bullied her, me and Lye especially, sebab dia budak kecik antara kitorang. And all she can do is, tarik rambut kitorang, and jerit. HAHA buruk perangai amoi ni. Okay, berbalik tentang aku pancing-pancing dia ada boyfriend ke tak, dia akan jawab,

“A___ kan gay!” like thousand times. Sekali memang macam kelakar, masuk kali ketiga rasa nak tarik rambut dia pulak jadikan penyapu. Geram doh bila aku tanya tanak jawab. Pastu dia ada cakap lah jugak, her friends macam gossip gossipkan dia dengan kawan dia, which I happened to stalk, through her FB. Ahahaha, naluri stalker aku memang bersepah di mana-mana.

I often post things on her FB wall lah kan, so I saw this boy did the same. SO hari ini aku dengan semangat wajanya, pergi carik, carik, carik, geledah, selongkar, and pura-pura busy di office padahal aku sibuk melakukan usaha pencarian,

AKU JUMPA THIS BOY'S BLOG! AHA!

Makanya aku pun mula lah stalk. Sumpah nak gelak, bukan kelakar, tapi macam innocently comel doh, bila this boy macam head over heels dengan seorang perempuan, which I assume si F ni lah, because he mentioned her name in one (actually many, and I believe that out of his awareness, those are hints) of his posts. So I assume, it is her he’s falling for.

Tapi aku rasa masalahnya si F ni sebenarnya adalah tumbuh-tumbuhan. Macam tak bergerak apa pun. AHAHA. Or maybe, there are things happening out of me knowing, so biarkan ah keadaan itu, I shall brainwash her when I get to see her, this Raya. Tetiba nak jadi Dr Love apahal kan?

So let’s get back to this boy’s blog. Awwh, awwh, awwh. Comel gilaaaa. It’s comel, -I don't want to use cute, macam off sikit ah, and comel, we know the real context :)- when you are screaming your lungs out just to get the girl you want, he was screaming his lungs out, because he can’t do actions, maksudnya macam buat benda-benda sweet nak kasi perempuan ni suka jugak dekat dia, sebab he himself mentioned that he’s a shy person, he can’t afford to confront and tell the person what he feels. So I don’t know if he’s using any other medium as well (text messaging, FB or whatevershit) or the blog alone, to let the girl know.

And implying his stories to another version, or to be specific, to change the characters’ name into sang monyet, sang hamster semua tu, is fucking cute! Sumpah, because he writes innocently, I can’t see anything off about his writing; I admit it’s kind of cheesy, but hell, he has his own way to express feelings, kan? He’s just 18, he may not know a lot about the world, but that is one of the cutest ways to pull a girl towards him. Sweet sangat budak ni.

Comel gilaaaa bodooo! Teringat zaman umur aku 18 tahun, comel jugak. Comel sampai nak gantung diri dekat kipas.

And I shall wait for the feedback from the reader from Penang I am about to get. :P

PostScript: Aku memang suka cerita cinta versi kanak-kanak tapi tak kanak-kanak sangat lah. Kenapa entah.